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    January 19

    冷笑话一则+拥抱+相信

    炳楠：我擦，MD
    宇仔：怎么了？ 
    炳楠：刚才我去大厅买水，放了一5块钱，这个5块是有点褶皱的
    宇仔：然后呢？
    炳楠：因为是和衣服一起洗过的
    宇仔：我擦，后来呢？
    炳楠：我想不能用大不了退出来
    宇仔：后来呢？ 
    炳楠：后来进去就听“哧”的一声，我想肯定是不能读给吐出来了，然后我一看，没吐出来
    宇仔：后来呢，死机了？
    炳楠：就听那机器“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”“哧”
    宇仔：哈哈哈，后来呢 
    炳楠：“哧”了2 分钟，我说怎么你也得吐出来，卡了别人也买不了，是不是
    宇仔：后来呢？ 
    炳楠：我正说回去拿个曲别针什么的钩他一下
    宇仔：后来呢？
    宇仔：你他奶奶的
    宇仔：能不能别大喘气
    宇仔：一次说完 
    炳楠：就听“呲呲”两声，人给这钱碎了！
    宇仔：后来呢？
    炳楠：碎了还连岁片都没吐，直接继续零售中，我TM钱就没了，水也没喝上，TNND
    宇仔：哈哈哈阿，太牛b了
    炳楠：你说吐不出来你死一机什么的啊，别当我没扔过这钱一样，该怎么卖还怎么卖，擦
    宇仔：哈哈哈，人家有自动销毁自动处理功能，多智能阿 
    炳楠：那是说你买了饮料一会不拿他还得管喝是吗
    宇仔：我觉得把，也有这个设计，不过不是机器喝，因为机器不防水啊，他机器会安排别人帮你喝
    炳楠：对对对
    宇仔：哈哈哈

     
     
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